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Get two T-shirts by giving one great idea!

Get two T-shirts by giving one great idea!

I have a bunch of special Demilich shirts that were on sale at Hellfest, France. I’d like to sell them for cheap, but I also want to respect the original buyers.

So, I’m looking for your greatest idea for customizing the shirts _easily_ so that they can never be forged to look like the ones that were sold at the event.

Any idea ­– including cutting, permanent coloring, adding text, sewing grannies on top of them – is welcome! The best one will be used, and the person that suggested it first will get 1) the original, untouched shirt, and 2) the modified one, in any size he/she wants them!

The currently winning idea, gluing a fair trade banana on the top left side of the shirt, is already taken.

And before you ask about it, yes, we will 1) print the Nespithe shirts, 2) have special ones for the Euro tour, 3) get more patches, 4) create new music, and 5) . Well, maybe not the number 5. You know it’s not a good idea, as it’s illegal in most countries.

Yours,
Antti Boman, the Artistic Director of Demilich Clothing and Banana Gluing, Inc.

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Demilich (FI) & Spectral Voice (US) to tour Europe in September!

Demilich (FI) & Spectral Voice (US) to tour Europe in September!

Demilich has never toured the home continent, so it was about the time to do it now before death do us part! We’ll have to do it all in two weeks, though, as most of the guys just couldn’t get time off of work. I can give you their bosses’ home addresses, if you like soiling houses with excrements, and who doesn’t? Jyri Lipponen, you’re safe, even though you wouldn’t want to be.

Above all, we’ll get to do this all with our fantastic friends from Spectral Voice! They’ll also get to tour one week more, because their bosses rock! Do you even work, guys?

We’ll also bring some special tour merchandise with us for you to soil with your excrements. After you’ve bought it, of course. More about these soon.

So, soil you in a bit over a month! Have an excrement time before that!

Yours,
Antti Boman, the CIO of Department of Obsessive Coprophilia at Demilich PLC

https://killtownbookings.com/?p=2715

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A very limited edition Nespithe shirt

If I don’t provide, let somebody else do it. A very – I mean, VERY – limited edition Nespithe shirt as long-sleeve and T orderable now. Yes, it’s official. Why would I post about it here if it wasn’t?

Do remember this word: very.

https://musickcadas.bigcartel.com/product/demilich-nespithe

The Demilich-provided Nespithe shirts will be coming, too. And the US tour shirts. And all the other things I’ve promised. Just give me some time, please. I’m in the middle of the hassliest hassle I’ve ever been in.

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Svart Records to release Nespithe and the demo compilation on vinyl!

Our beloved label, Svart Records, will release Nespithe and the demo compilation on vinyl in September! The pre-orders have started, and the options are:

Nespithe: black LP / red LP / gold LP (Svart exclusive)
Em9t2ness of van2s1ing / V34ish6ng 0f emptiness: black 2LP / clear 2LP

All editions available here: https://www.svartrecords.com/?s=demilich

Also available soon at Record Shop X: https://www.svartrecords.com/?s=demilich

– The Simply Informative and Completely Humorless Department of Demilich, Inc.

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Hellfest 2018 exclusive T-shirt!

Hellfest 2018 is finally here (tomorrow), and we have an exclusive shirt available at the festival! It’s the Classic Adversary, but with letters H, E (twice), L (also twice), F, and some other ones I’m too lazy to type now.

To celebrate the birth of Louis van Amstel, we painted the shirt in the colors of a rotated Dutch flag. Or was it the World Cup and Russian colors, but in wrong order? Hard to remember the motivation.

We’ll also bring the beautifully colored Polychromatic Adversary shirts, and French mastermind Chris Moyen’s “I am The Horrifying Adversary Of Emptiness, thus I tickle babies” ladyfit shirts, all available for insanely reasonable prices at the official merchandise desk, on Saturday only!

I planned on announcing the Nespithe shirt competition winners and new batches of logo shirts, but I ran out of bad humor today. More of those in early July. With more bad humor.

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Let’s rewind back a bit.

Let’s rewind back a bit. We’ll imagine now that it’s Monday, May 21, and Lord Antti Boman, The Always-Punctual And Respected Leader of The Independent Musicians’ And Beautiful People’s Republic Of Demilich, has just crawled back home from the US tour and Steelfest. So, close your eyes, and you’re living in the near history. Now, read the thing below. Yep, with your eyes closed.

Hi everyone! We just got back from the US tour and Steelfest! It was a trip to remember! All shows were fantastic and beyond imagination, packed with audience, and I cannot even think of how horrible my life will be now that I’m settling back to normal life!

First of all, thanks to Jani and Steelfest for the hospitality and one of the greatest festivals on Earth! We’ll be back there for sure, unless we’re not wanted back there!

Thanks to the other Demilich members, too. Touring is hard, but we managed it once again, dudes!

Then, thanks to the audience, the organizers, the interviewers, and everyone who took part in the most amazing tour ever in the USA! We will definitely be back, and tour for a longer time and nation-wide. Hopefully with the same bands and other people who belonged to the tour party, as they are a family to me now. I grew to love every one of them in such a short time. Fortunately I’ll be seeing some of them in September already!

So, the final thanks to these awesome people, sorted by the average ordinal value of the letters in the first name of the person. Why? Because why not. I love them all in any order.

Isaac Faulk, Jeff Barrett, Dan Gargiulo, Oleg Zalman, Andrew Gerrity, Evan Harting, Casey Hogan, Keith Abrami, Jonathan Locastro, Paul Riedl, Thomas Anderer, Will Smith, Morris Kolontyrsky

Publiée par Demilich sur Mercredi 20 juin 2018